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Het Volk & Kuurne Brussel Kuurne Diary
29th February - 2nd March, 2008
by Ed Hood
Day 1 ; Day
2 : Day 3
Day 1 - Friday 29th February,
2008
You know you're in Belgium, when . . the barman
is Iljo Keisse's dad - and when there are posters for bike races in
the loo!
But I'm getting ahead of myself; "live cargo",
that's how the airlines refer to their passengers.
And that's how we feel: the flight is two hours
late and we're sitting on the floor at Prestwick Airport, or 'Glasgow
South' as Ryanair would have it, despite the fact that we're 50 kilometres
from the city on the Clyde.
Eventually we board, running across the tarmac
through sheets of freezing rain blasting in from the Atlantic.
Ryanair, we love them, you have to pay to check-in,
there's no place to put your newspaper and the value for money on
the in-flight refreshments is outstanding - four euros for a small
tin of beer and five euros for a sandwich.
As the French pilot tells us, it's "bompee,
in zee cloudz."
Charleroi Airport, and there's a shiny new terminal
building; Ryanair's cheap flights from the airport have breathed new
life into a run-down part of the Belgium.
But there's really no such place as Belgium: there's
the French speaking south, Wallonia, where we are now; the cosmopolitan
and elegant French-speaking capital city of Brussels, and then there's
Flanders to the north. Up there, you don't hear much French spoken;
Flemish is a harsh language, difficult to learn; similar, but not
exactly the same as Dutch.
Until the demise of heavy industry in the the south
- coal mining and steel making - the south was where the money was.
Fortunes are reversed now and there's a mood in
prosperous Flanders that their impoverished southern brothers and
sisters should be cut loose.
This winter has seen crisis after crisis in the
Belgian parliament and for a long spell, the country was without leadership,
leading to inflation in the economy. There's talk of Wallonia becoming
part of France; Brussels becoming a city state like Luxembourg or
Monaco and Flanders becoming a nation in its own right.
Hertz supplied the hire car and Ryanair's delay
was perfect to drop us into the Brussels rush hour.

The knowledgeable talk is all Quick-Step.
Viktor was in the back seat checking-out the newspapers;
big Gert Steegmans is the name at the end of most journalist's pens
along with 'Tomeke' or 'Tornado Tom.'
With Bettini and Devolder also in the team, QuickStep
are the big favourites, only a win will do Patrick Lefevre on Saturday.
The big teams stay at the Gent Holiday Inn for
the Het Volk / Kuurne weekend and we always head there first to pester
the mechanics, but we were too late, with just the AG2R spanner men
still at work.
Being a Pro Tour mechanic seems like a pretty glamorous
gig, until you see them on a night like this, washing bikes in the
dark with a cold wind driving the rain off the North Sea.

Nearly everyone is at dinner, or relaxing
on the massage tables - not the mechanics though.
Frittes were required, then pils; not just in any
bar though - Iljo Keisse's dad's Café de Karper.
The service is good, the pils is cold, there's
70's disco on the PA and there are framed cycling prints around the
walls.
We met-up with Dirk Van Hove at the de Karper;
he was a close friend of the late Gary Wiggins and as the pils flowed,
so did the 'Doc' (Gary's nickname) stories.

L to R: Dirk, Dave, Ronnie and Viktor "enjoying
of the lager".
Ronnie Keisse joined us and told us that Iljo is
in South Africa, training for the Track Worlds where he's riding the
madison (with Kenny De Ketele), points and perhaps the scratch race.
Ronnie's bar is hard-core, even when you go to
the toilet, you can't get away from cycling - there's a poster for
the Deinze-Ypres amateur classic right in front of you!

Only in Belgium!
As Friday became Saturday we decided we better
get at least some sleep and be fresh for taking you to the races.
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Day 2 - Saturday
1st March, 2008
Getting to Flanders yesterday was painful - a two
hour delay at Prestwick, then a battle through the rush hour traffic
on the Brussels ring road.
Dave and I are getting good at indiscriminate lane
changing and not indicating, but we really have to brush up on our
tail-gating technique if we want to drive in the authentic Belgian
fashion.
The mission for last night was to have a 'few'
beers with Dirk Van Hove.
Dirk gave me a lot of help with my Gary
Wiggins tribute and is a mine of information about Belgian racing.
The dull ache in my head and desperate need for
sleep all day Saturday indicated that we had perhaps gone past the
defined 'few' boundary.

The winner-to-be fights his way back to the
bus after signing-on.
Anyway, we were up skeking bikes early this morning
- to some this ritual is sad, but it's one we never tire of.

Even with race radios, the pro's need a little
reminder of what's to come.

Freddy Maertens.
There's no room for 'trick' machines in Belgium,
what gets respect are "tools": no-nonsense hardware that
takes the cobbles and bergs in its stride.

Tomas Buchacek - PSK Whirlpool
Viktor is our style pundit - haute couture? Ridley,
Lapierre, BH. Passé? we'll say no more, I have friends who
run bike shops and websites!
Viktor and I disagree on the Kogas of Skil-Shimano,
I think they are cool, Vik says that the blue paint is wearing-on
for; "flamboyant, like a f***ing Mercian!"

We bet you do have an opinion about this...
Viktor has also come down heavily against Slipstream's
Argyle, but the mere fact that we're debating the subject, means that
it's doing what it's supposed to - generate interest and publicity.

Stuey tweaks just before the off.
It was sunny but very blowy at the roll out, Bettini
was stone last and not looking like he was motivated to be there.
We headed off to the Berendries climb; our modus
operandi is to see the start and catch the action a couple of times
on the road, then watch the finalé in a bar.

Burgers on the Berendries. These boys maybe
want to consider a different name for their enterprise!!
Berendries is almost exactly half distance - 100
kilometres - and the tail-wind-driven break was around six minutes
clear at this stage. The bunch was being lead by QuickStep, who appeared
to be relaxed about the staus quo. The peloton didn't appear to be
stressed either, but the faces of the guys off the back told a different
story.

The bunch swarms over the Berendries.

Stragglers on the Berendries.
Next stop was the Eickenberg climb at 150 kilometres;
the break was still clear and it was on this nippy ramp that Gilbert
turned on the afterburners. He was flying over the cobbles and he
only stopped for breath once he had bridged-up to the break. Boonen
didn't look like a winner here, nor did Steegmans. There was no bunch
anymore, just little groups of survivors.

David Boucherslides off the back of the break
on the Eikenberg.

That is one heck of a seatpost! Wee Stanislav
Kozubek of Whirlpool's Author.
It was bar time and we had our Diet Cokes and coffee
(it was Sunday afternoon before we could face pils again) in front
of us on the table just on 40 kilometres to go.

Thor meets the press.
Gilbert's win was in the grand style and just to
rub salt in the QuickStep wound, burrito boy Mike Friedman, resplendent
in Argyle, was 14th with the laminated flooring team's best 16th.
On the way back to Ghent we stopped off at Oudenaarde
to see how the Flanders shop was faring without Frans Assez at the
helm. The ex-pro and boss of the Flanders pro team would have made
a world class window salesman - his patter was the best. Frans died
two years ago, leaving a massive gap in a sport that can't be filled.

Ronny Assez.
His son Ronny was a fair professional rider in
his day and according to Vik; "he could suffer like a dog!"
He's a good talker too and as he showed us the latest carbon Flanders
offering, all the way from China - just like yours - he explained;
"We do this for 1,000 euros, but if we have a pro team, it must
be 2,000 euros - to pay for the team!"
When we asked about the Pinarello replica, 'double
radius' front forks, he explained; "Pinarello had the patent
for a couple of years, but it's expired now, so anyone can make them."
We said our farewells to Ronny and headed for the
world's slowest Pizza Hut; which just happens to be in Ghent.
Instead of the usual abuse I get from Dave and
Vik about the time it takes me to send-off my pictures at night, they
were happy to lie on their beds; "maybe we took it a bit far
last night boys?"
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Day
3- Sunday 2nd March, 2008
Sunday dawned bright and clear and it was three
refreshed men who headed for Kuurne.

Says it all, really.
This was bike skeking taken to a new level; two-and-a-half
hours of it, and it wasn't enough.
Batavus are an old favourite of ours and their
Professional X is cool, matt black against a tide of white this year.
We do like those Silence-Lotto Ridleys, the Basso's
of Jartazi are just a tad 'blingey' for us, but we like the CA Looks,
the AG2R BH's and the F des J Lapierres.
I had a good blether with Alan Buttler, the Astana
mechanic, he's moved across from Disco with Mr. Bruyneel; "it's
great, we can't do much racing, thanks to ASO, but it's a sound set-up."
I'm not a Trek man, but I liked last years colour
scheme, this years? Well... I do like the SRAM 'Red' groupset though
- different.
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Jezza Hunt
We had a moment with ex-British champion, Jeremy
Hunt of CA, he's a nice guy and still carries his Devon brogue, it's
hard to believe he's been a pro since 1996.

Shimano electronic rear mech on the Skil-Shimano
Koga.
'Find' of the day was the Shimano electronic gears
to one of the Skil-Shimano Kogas and one of the Rabobank Colnagos;
there'll be a feature on Pez
this week.

Front & Rear battery packs on the Rabo
Colnagos.
The start at Kuurne is always chaotic and this
year was no exception, despite the best efforts of the stewards, the
crowd always seem to infiltrate the bunch and the oom-pah band have
to be restrained from launching before the riders - it's great!
Frites, Jupiler, rice cake and then skek the junior
race - which was proceding at what looked liked pro speed; then head
for the hills.
The top of the Kwaremont is a good spot, you can
see the race three times, well - one of the three is actually at the
top of the Cote de Trieu, which is only a five minute walk away.

Mathieu Claude (Bouygues Telecom) taking a
bottle at the top of the Oude Kwaremont.
The cobbles on the Kwaremont need to be seen to
be appreciated and when a guy like Devolder blasts past you in the
big ring, it really is impressive. He was still at the front over
the Trieu, if you were with him then you were still in the race, if
not - it was all over.
We grabbed a bar for the finalé, pils and
coffee this time. If you love the chess game that is pro racing, then
you would have loved this one - QuickStep at their best, wonderful.
For the second year running, they salvaged a disastrous Het Volk with
a consumate lesson in professional cycling team tactics on the Sunday
at Kuurne.

Karel Van Wynendaele - KBK was his idea -
as was the Tour of Flanders.
Last year, big Gert Steegmans delivered Boonen
to the line in an armchair, 'The Tornado' could hardly help but win.
This year, they put seven in the break, worked
like bears to drive it clear without asking or expecting help, and
at the end, just when the sprinters who had been unpaying passengers
on the train were tightening their velcro straps, they allowed young
Rabobank Dutchman Sebastian Langeveld go clear - but with their own
Dutchman, Steven de Jongh (who won here in 2004) riding shotgun.
At the death, the wily old fox de Jongh was lengths
clear, to give Patrick Lefevre something to smile about.
We would have loved a Boonen, Devolder or Steegmans
win, but it was still a joy to watch QuickStep at their brilliant
best.
Gilbert was a classy, convincing winner on the
Saturday, he's a French speaker, so we can't indulge in the pagan
idolatory we would reserve for a Fleming - but a great ride, nonethless.
Last item on the agenda was a drive down to Brabant
and a meet with former British elite champion. To say his house is,
"in the sticks" doesn't do it justice.

Hamish gives it loads , Tour of Britain, 2007.
He's a focussed, dedicated man and he looks you
straight in the eye as he answers your questions.

Hamish winning in Flanders, 2007.
The full interview will be on Pez
soon, but meantime, we wish the Mancunian all the best for 2008; the
British press have neglected him, hopefully we can help change that.
We left Hamish and his partner Emma, and headed
west, off down those long straights to Charleroi, an Ibis Hotel, Ryanair
and snow on the M77 - ah well, soon be the Primavera!